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?Are you ready kids-

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:(KIDS (VOICEOVER
.Aye, aye, Captain

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.I can hear you-

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:(KIDS (VOICEOVER
!Aye, aye, Captain

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!Oh-

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THEME SONG: Who lives in
?a pineapple under the sea

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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Absorbent and yellow
.and porous is he

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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If nautical nonsense
,be something you wish

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,SpongeBob SquarePants
then drop on the deck

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.and flop like a fish

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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?Ready

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,SpongeBob SquarePants
,SpongeBob SquarePants

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,SpongeBob SquarePants
!SpongeBob SquarePants

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[LAUGHS]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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NARRATOR: Ah, the Krusty
Krab, Bikini Bottom's

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premiere daytime
eatery, where it

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will be closing
.time right about

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.Now, 8 o'clock-

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.So long, suckers

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I got a hot date with a little
.lady, and her name is clarinet

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?What

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?Are you open-

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.Read the sign-

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I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe-
.and a double chilli kelp fries

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.No you won't-

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.I can't hang out here all night

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.I've got a life

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Well, fine, if you-
.don't want my money

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?Money-

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You mean, if we
,stayed open later

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?you'd give us your money

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.Sure-

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Mr. Squidward, welcome-
.to the night shift

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From now on, the Krusty
.Krab is open 24 hours a day

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?What-

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!Yay-

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.Wow-

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Now we never have
.to stop working

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.Mr. Krabs-

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.See you in the morning boys-

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.I can't hang out here all night

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.I got a life

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.Mr. Krabs-

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,Isn't this great, Squidward-
,just you and me, together

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.for hours and hours and hours

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.And then the sun will come up

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.And it'll be tomorrow

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.And we'll still be working

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Ahh, it'll be just
,like a sleepover

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only we'll be sweaty
.and covered with grease

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Are you ready to
?rock, Squidward

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.No-

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Good, because-
.we've got customers

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.Here-

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Please hit me as
.hard as you can

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Psst, Squidward, I'm working in-
.the kitchen [LAUGHS] at night

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.Don't hold back-

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?Hey, Squidward, guess what-

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.I'm chopping lettuce at night

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Look at me, I'm swabbing
.the bathroom at night

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.Ow, I burned my hand at night

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,Night, night, night, night
,night, night, night, night

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,night, night
,night, night, night

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.nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh night

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!Night

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?Will you please-

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Here, give me a moment's
.peace and take out the trash

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All right, taking-
.out the trash

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.Taking out the trash at night

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?You mean outside

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That's where the-
.dumpster is, yes

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.I don't know, Squidward-

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.It's kind of dark out there

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But I thought you-
.liked the night shift

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.You're right-

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!For the Krusty Krab

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[SCREAMING]

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.Piece of cake

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?So you're not afraid-

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.Pfft, nah-

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Well, I am, especially-
.after-- [GULP] well, you know

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?What-

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?What do I know

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?You don't remember-

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.It was all over the news

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.Tell me-

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.Tell me

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No, no, no, I, I-
.probably shouldn't

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It would ruin the
.night shift for you

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?What happened-

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?What happened

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?What happened

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You mean you've-
never heard the story

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?of the Hash Slinging Slasher

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?The Slash Bringing Hasher-

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?The Hash Slinging Slasher

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The Sash Ringing, the Trash-
,Singing, Mash Flinging

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,the Flash Springing, Ringing
.the, the Crash Dinging-- duh

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.Yes, the Hash Slinging Slasher-

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But most people just
!call him the Haa-- uah

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Because that's
all they have time

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!to say before he gets them

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!Ahhh-

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.Tell me the story

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Years ago, at this-
,very restaurant

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the Hash Slinging
Slasher used to be a fry

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cook, just like
.you, only clumsier

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And then, one night, when he
was cutting the patties it

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.happened

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?He forgot the secret sauce-

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.No-

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?He didn't wash his hands-

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.No-

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.Irregular portions-

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!No-

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He cut off his own-
.hand by mistake

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?You mean like this-

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?Or like this

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?Or this

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?Or this

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?But what about this

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?Or this

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?Or this

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?Or this

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.Except he wasn't a sponge-

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?So-

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!So it didn't grow back-

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!Ahh-

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And he replaced his hand-
.with a rusty spatula

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.And then he got hit by a bus

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,And at his funeral
.they fired him

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?So now every-- what day is it

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.Tuesday-

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Tuesday night his ghost-
returns to the Krusty Krab

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.to wreak his horrible vengeance

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!Oh-

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.But tonight's Tuesday night

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.Then he'll be coming-

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?How will we know-

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There are three-
signs that signal

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the approach of Hash
.Slinging Slasher

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First, the lights will
.flicker on and off

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.Next

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?Dude, can I have some ketchup-

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.Oh, here you go-

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Next, the phone will ring, and
.there will be nobody there

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And finally, the
Hash Slinging Slasher

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arrives in the ghost of
.the bus that ran him over

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Then he exits the bus
and crosses the street

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,without looking both ways
!because he's already dead

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Then he taps on the window
.with his grizzly spatula hand

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.No-

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.He opens the door-

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[CREAKS]

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He slowly approaches
!the (ECHOING) counter

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?And you know what he does next

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?What-

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?You really want to know-

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?What-

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?Are you sure you want to know-

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?What-

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?What

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?What does he do

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.He gets you-

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[SCREAMS]-

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[LAUGHS]-

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[LAUGHTER AND SCREAMING]

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.Oh, right-

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.Heh hoo

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[SCREAMS]-

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.SpongeBob-

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[SCREAMS]-

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.SpongeBob, I was-

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[SCREAMS]-

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.I was just-

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[SCREAMS]-

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.I was just-

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[SCREAMS]-

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!SpongeBob, I was joking-

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?What-

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.It's not true-

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None of it's true

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?It's not-

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.Of course not-

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.Nobody has a spatula for a hand

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.It was all a joke

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.Oh-

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[LAUGHS]

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[HOOTING]

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[GHOSTLY MOANS]

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[CREAKING]

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[PLOINKS]

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[SCRATCHING]

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[PLOINKS]

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[SCRATCHING]

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[PLOINKS]

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[SCRATCHING]

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[PLOINKS]

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[SCRATCHING]

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[PLOINKS]

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[SCRATCHING]

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?Isn't this great, Squidward-

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!Ahh-

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There's never time to wash-
.the ceiling during the day

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!Gahh-

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,Open 24 hours a day
.what a stupid idea

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Who wants a Krabby Patty
.at 3:00 in the morning

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[ALARM]

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.Oh, boy, 3:00 AM-

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.Just look at this place-

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.It's like a ghost town in here

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.Very funny, SpongeBob

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?What-

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And the lights will flicker on-
.and off, just like the story

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.I get it

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,Hey, Squidward-
how are you doing

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?that without moving the switch

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.I'm not doing it-

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,It must be the stupid
.faulty wiring in here

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This place isn't built
.to run 24 hours a day

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[PHONE RINGING]

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?What

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?What

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?Hello

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?Hello

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?Hello

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.Nice try, Squidward-

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?Nice try what-

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The phone well ring, and-
.there will be no one there

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.Oh, you crack me up

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.SpongeBob I'm not doing this-

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.Oh, oh, calm down, calm down

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?All right, what was it

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There was the lights
.and the phone

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[PHONE RINGING]

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And the walls will
!ooze green slime

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.Oh, wait, they always do that

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?But what was that third thing

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I didn't know the-
.buses ran this late

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.They don't-

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Well, they're-
.dropping someone off

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[SCREAMS]-

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The Sash Ringing, the, the Flash
!Singing, the Bash P-pinging

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!The Hash Slinging Slasher-

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[CRYING]

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.At last you understand-

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.We're doomed

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.No, that's not it-

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I am just so touched that you
would go to trouble to dress up

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as a ghostly fry cook and stand
on the other side of the street

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.just to entertain me

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.You must really like me

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SpongeBob, there are two-
.problems with your theory

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.One, I hate you

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And two, how can that be me
?when I'm standing right here

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[SCREAMS]-

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TOGETHER) The Hash)-
!Slinger Slasher

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.Get away from me-

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!Oh, going to get me

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!Get away

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!Get away

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SpongeBob, no matter-
,what I've said

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.I've always sort of liked you

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Squidward, I used your-
.clarinet to unclog my toilet

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?Huh-

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!Get away-

271
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,170
!Get away

272
00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:31,860
.Get out of here

273
00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,150
!You're not welcome here

274
00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,380
?Can I have a job application-

275
00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:38,500
.I brought my own spatula

276
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:42,040
I called earlier, but I hung
.up, because I was nervous

277
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,510
?Do you have references-

278
00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:44,450
.Wait-

279
00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:47,820
If that was you on the phone
and you on the bus, then

280
00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:49,480
.who was flickering the lights

281
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,510
!TOGETHER) Nosferatu)-

282
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,860
[MUSIC PLAYING]

283
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:18,220
,La da dee, stitch one-
.pearl two, da da dee do

284
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,850
.Da day dee da dee do

285
00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:22,780
[What? [SNIFFS
?What's that smell

286
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,550
!The register

287
00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:28,630
!SNIFFS] $49.08]

288
00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,580
!That's a penny short

289
00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,490
[SOBBING]

290
00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:33,460
.Oh, no, not a penny-

291
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:36,440
.Help, somebody help us

292
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,570
.It's just a penny, sir-

293
00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:40,110
.It doesn't matter

294
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,320
!Doesn't matter-

295
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,230
It's money that makes
.the world go round, boy

296
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,750
It's money that keeps
.your pants square

297
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,530
It's money that keeps
.Squidward in frilly soap

298
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:52,400
.SNIFFS] Lilac]-

299
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,750
It's money that paid for-
.all them renovations we did

300
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,330
No, nothing in
all the seven seas

301
00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:05,860
could matter more, not even
.that scrumptious, curvy cutie

302
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:08,010
.I see her, Mr. Krabs-

303
00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:10,390
A Krabby Patty with
.cheese, the classic

304
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,150
,Not the sandwich-
boy, the curvy cutie

305
00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:16,350
.holding the sandwich

306
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:19,130
Hey, that's my driving-
.teacher, Mrs. Puff

307
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,020
?Mrs. Puff-

308
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:23,350
.Oh, she's married

309
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,240
.Oh, no, Mr. Krabs-

310
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,140
.She's single

311
00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:28,950
.Then what happened to Mr. Puff-

312
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:30,660
She doesn't like
.to talk about it

313
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:33,640
Oh, what I wouldn't give to-
have a lass like that on me

314
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,460
.claw

315
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:35,580
.Hey, I know-

316
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,410
Why don't I take you
?over and introduce you

317
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,310
.No, no, no-

318
00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:42,660
,I'm, I'm, I'm too old, boy
.too hard-shelled for love

319
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:44,740
Besides, I ain't
.properly dressed

320
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,220
.Ah, come on, Mr-
.Krabs, you look great

321
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:50,890
,FLIES BUZZING] You wait here]
.while I go break the ice

322
00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:52,140
.SpongeBob, no, wait-

323
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,430
.I'm too nervous

324
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,750
.Ooh

325
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,650
.Hi, Mrs. Puff-

326
00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:57,610
!Ahh-

327
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,060
.Hit the breaks, SpongeBob

328
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,270
.Ah, watch the tree

329
00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:00,960
!Left

330
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,750
,Wait, Mrs. Puff-
.we're not driving

331
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,070
.Oho, I'm sorry, SpongeBob-

332
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,540
.I didn't expect to see you here

333
00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,020
.I work here, Mrs. Puff

334
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,140
?Want to meet my boss

335
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,480
.Well, I'm not-

336
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,660
.Don't move-

337
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:14,510
.Ohh-

338
00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:19,290
Mrs. Puff, I'd like to-
.introduce you to mister

339
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:23,360
Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce
.you to my boss, Mr. Krabs

340
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,010
.Uh, hello-

341
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,290
[RAPID PANTING]-

342
00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:29,370
.Psst, Mr. Krabs, say hello-

343
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:31,280
.Gyah ooh ooh-

344
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,780
,No, no, Mr. Krabs-
.just say, hello

345
00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:37,070
!Ell ahh oh-

346
00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:39,690
Hm, perhaps another-
.time would be

347
00:14:39,690 --> 00:14:40,620
!No-

348
00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:42,840
Wait, he's trying to-
.tell you something

349
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,050
.Mr. Krabs-

350
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,450
.Yaghy blagh boogu blah-

351
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,110
.I don't understand-

352
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:50,340
.Wubby wub-

353
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:53,040
.Uh, don't bleeb eh oh blag

354
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,210
Oh, I think Mr. Krabs-
is saying that he'd

355
00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:57,470
.like to hit you with a rake

356
00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:59,110
!Goodness-

357
00:14:59,110 --> 00:14:59,810
!No-ooh-

358
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:02,000
.Ming, blagh ooh yab dod it

359
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,350
.Try to guess your weight-

360
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:04,160
!Well-

361
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,940
.Hah voor rah voor-

362
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,040
No, wait, he-
--wants to take you

363
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,870
.Gah bu bada ba-

364
00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:11,310
.on a date-- -

365
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,000
.Ooha-

366
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,990
?Is that true, Mr. Krabs-

367
00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:19,020
Do you want to
?take me on a date

368
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,430
.Aye-

369
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:22,230
?What do you say

370
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:23,770
?What do I say-

371
00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:30,030
LAUGHS] I say, you have a]
.way with words, Mr. Krabs

372
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,890
.I still got it-

373
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,560
.Heh heh

374
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,270
SPONGEBOB: Ready for
?your date, Mr. Krabs

375
00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:38,850
KRABS: I'm always ready when
.it comes to dating, lad

376
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:39,920
?SPONGEBOB: Breath spray

377
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,410
.Check-

378
00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:42,520
?Lucky hanky-

379
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,230
.Check-

380
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,970
.Giant rusty anchor-

381
00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:45,900
?Huh-

382
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:46,830
?Anchor

383
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:47,530
?Anchor

384
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,110
I can't find me
!giant rusty anchor

385
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:53,070
.LAUGHS] Relax, Mr]--
.Krabs, just a little joke

386
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:56,200
.Good luck with you know who

387
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,330
?Who's that-

388
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,760
.Mrs. Puff-

389
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,280
.Oh, yeah-

390
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,050
.Well, wish we luck, lad

391
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:08,410
Oh, Mr. Krabs, this dinner-
.has been so wonderful

392
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:10,890
The coral was cooked
.to perfection

393
00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:14,660
Oho, I don't think I
.could eat another bite

394
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,430
Oh, I doubt that, my-
.little shrimp boat

395
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,490
[LAUGHS]-

396
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,780
.You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs

397
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,580
I mean, foot rubs
,between courses

398
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:27,800
.caricatures, imported music

399
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:38,090
Nothing's too good for-
.you, my prickly peach

400
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:40,820
Oh, what I'm trying to-
.tell you Mr. Krabs is

401
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:43,990
Uh, sir, your fancy-pantsy-
.limousine is here

402
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:44,930
.Wonderful-

403
00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:48,040
Puffily-poo, your
.chariot awaits

404
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:48,820
.Well-

405
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:49,730
[WHISTLES]-

406
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:50,650
!Ahh-

407
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:55,010
You'll never have to walk-
.again, my little lobster bib

408
00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,030
.Ehhh, argh

409
00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:58,770
.Your bill, sir-

410
00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,120
?What-

411
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,440
!100$

412
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,350
Well, this can't
!possibly be correct

413
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:06,040
.Oh, my mistake, sir-

414
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,530
.Thank you for pointing that out

415
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:09,860
.This is your bill

416
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,720
[SCREAMS]

417
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:16,540
[SOBBING]

418
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,370
.I don't understand, Mr. Krabs-

419
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:22,140
How can you spend
.100,000 in one night$

420
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:26,980
Oh, SpongeBob, I couldn't-
help but spend every cent

421
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,830
.I had on her

422
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,690
.I couldn't control myself

423
00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:31,680
?What are you going to do-

424
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,280
.I don't know boy-

425
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,070
.I've got another date tomorrow

426
00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:39,980
I'm caught in the middle of
.me two great loves, sweet Mrs

427
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,690
!Puff and the rest of me money

428
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:45,140
[CRYING]

429
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:48,110
I wish there was-
.some way I could help

430
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,700
.Perhaps there is, boy-

431
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:54,000
I'm putting you in
.charge of me money

432
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,710
.I don't get it, Mr. Krabs-

433
00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:58,750
You come with me on-
the date and don't

434
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,780
.let me spend any money

435
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,780
Now remember, we keep it
.cheap by going to the park

436
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,040
And no matter how
,much I ask you

437
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,810
you don't give me
.any of me money

438
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:10,620
.Now give me a dollar

439
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:11,320
.Nope-

440
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,490
.Good boy, you'll do fine-

441
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,320
?MRS. PUFF: Who is it

442
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,840
It's me, my-
.beautiful bell buoy

443
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,790
[MRS. PUFF: [LAUGHS
.Just a minute

444
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:22,920
!Flowers-

445
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,620
.Flowers, boy

446
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,550
.Go get flowers

447
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:25,250
.But you said-

448
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,400
SpongeBob, you can't-
call on a classy lady

449
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,460
.like Mrs. Puff empty-handed

450
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,570
We ain't talking
.about this or this

451
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,450
.We're talking about this

452
00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:35,380
.MRS. PUFF: Almost ready

453
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,820
.Hurry, boy, get the flowers-

454
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:41,100
Mrs. Puff, you're as
.beautiful as ever

455
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:45,430
Aheh, that's funny, I thought-
.I heard SpongeBob's voice

456
00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:46,700
.Uh, you did-

457
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,820
.He'll be right back

458
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:50,150
He's our personal
.assistant for the day

459
00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,280
.Oh-

460
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:55,330
E-excuse me, I have to
.call my insurance agent

461
00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:58,370
.Of course, my beautiful Puff-

462
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:01,090
.Ahh haahh

463
00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:03,240
Mr. Krabs, I got the-
.flowers you wanted me to buy

464
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:03,940
?What's that-

465
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,730
I got the flowers-
.for Mrs. Puff

466
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,270
.We had an agreement, boy-

467
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,830
You ain't supposed to
.spend any of me money

468
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:10,600
.But you said-

469
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,240
.MRS. PUFF: Here I come

470
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,870
.For you, Mrs. Puff-

471
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,830
.Oh, flowers-

472
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:18,980
.Oh, how thoughtful

473
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,900
.And here's a box of chocolates-

474
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,920
SpongeBob, where's
.the chocolates

475
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,700
Mr. Krabs, the budget-
.doesn't allow for

476
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,670
SpongeBob, you can't-
go to Mrs. Puff's house

477
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,080
.without chocolates

478
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,030
!Hurry

479
00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:33,160
!Hurry

480
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,200
I bought the-
.biggest box they had

481
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,810
,Buy, buy, buy-
,spend, spend, spend

482
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,330
?is that all you can think about

483
00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:40,160
.MRS. PUFF: Oh, Eugene

484
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,100
Here's those chocolates-
.I bought for you

485
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,190
?What do we do today, Mrs. Puff

486
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:49,170
Dinner, dancing, a
?trip to the moon

487
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:52,150
Psst, Mr. Krabs, we're just-
,going for a walk in the park

488
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:52,850
?remember

489
00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:55,530
Actually, a walk in-
.the park sounds perfect

490
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,970
.It's a beautiful day

491
00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:59,150
I'll just need to
.get a sun hat and

492
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,740
Mrs. Puff needs a-
.sun hat, SpongeBob

493
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,440
.Well, I think she-

494
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,220
The sun is beating down-
.on poor Mrs. Puff's head

495
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,000
As your financial-
.advisor, I suggest

496
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,930
There's no time-
.for suggestions

497
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:08,990
!Go buy a hat

498
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:09,690
.But-

499
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:10,430
.Today-

500
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:12,980
.Don't worry, Mrs
.Puff, I'll shade you

501
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:15,360
!SpongeBob, hurry

502
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,460
.One shady hat-

503
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,360
.Good job, lad-

504
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,650
.Oh, well, uh, thank you-

505
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,780
.But you didn't need to buy one

506
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,280
.I have a hat in the closet

507
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:28,090
?Didn't need to buy one-

508
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:29,300
?You hear that, boy

509
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,640
.We didn't need to buy a hat

510
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,580
Aren't you supposed
?to be saving me money

511
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,910
.I'm trying, Mr-
Krabs, but you keep

512
00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:38,160
telling me to buy
.things for Mrs. Puff

513
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,430
.It's all really confusing

514
00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:44,110
.SpongeBob, I'm sorry-

515
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,940
.This is my fault

516
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,880
.I'm not thinking clearly

517
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,790
,I'm making a sailor's promise
,boy, from this moment on

518
00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:55,290
I won't ask you to buy
.anything for Mrs. Puff

519
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,460
.NARRATOR: A few moments later

520
00:20:57,460 --> 00:21:00,100
SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff-
!needs a new fur coat

521
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,440
[PANTING]-

522
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,420
!You're spending all me money-

523
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,370
.Puffy needs a new pair of shoes

524
00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:08,330
[PANTING]-

525
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,100
!You're breaking me, boy-

526
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,350
.She needs fine jewellery

527
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:13,140
[PANTING]-

528
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,970
!KRABS: Not that fine

529
00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:16,350
.SpongeBob

530
00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:17,120
!SpongeBob

531
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:17,970
.SpongeBob

532
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:18,870
!SpongeBob

533
00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:19,780
.SpongeBob

534
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,510
!SpongeBob

535
00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:21,210
!SpongeBob

536
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:21,950
!Bob

537
00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:22,650
!SpongeBob

538
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:23,120
!SpongeBob

539
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:23,600
!SpongeBob

540
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,080
!SpongeBob

541
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:24,560
!SpongeBob

542
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,040
!SpongeBob

543
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:25,510
!SpongeBob

544
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:26,210
!SpongeBob

545
00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:26,950
!SpongeBob

546
00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:28,870
[PANTING]-

547
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,700
SpongeBob, I'm-
.glad I caught you

548
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,240
.I want you to buy Mrs. Puff

549
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,200
!Wait-

550
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,120
.Don't tell me

551
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,300
You want me to
run down the store

552
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:40,240
and buy Mrs. Puff
,something she doesn't need

553
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:44,180
then you want me to run back
,here so you can say, argh

554
00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:46,840
SpongeBob, you're
.spending all me money

555
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,080
,And then I'll say
,but Mr. Krabs

556
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,140
!I'm only doing what you said

557
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:54,420
Then you'll say, we're not
.talking about this or this

558
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:57,280
!We're talking about this

559
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,020
[PANTING]

560
00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:00,910
.But lad, this time's different-

561
00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:03,760
.Mrs. Puff needs this

562
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,560
?Are we going to the park soon-

563
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,170
.Please, lad, I'm begging you-

564
00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:13,040
I'm a lonely, old
.crustacean who's found love

565
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,460
.Don't let me lose her

566
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:15,160
[SOBBING]

567
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:19,130
,Mr. Krabs, don't-
.don't cry, Mr. Krabs

568
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,350
.Come on

569
00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:22,780
.OK, I'm going to get it, see

570
00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:26,740
Cheer up, Mr. Krabs, here's
.that washing machine you wanted

571
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:27,590
?Cheer up-

572
00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:30,770
How can I cheer up
when you're spending

573
00:22:30,770 --> 00:22:32,580
!all me hard-earned cash

574
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,400
.See, you just did it again-

575
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:38,550
Lad, I can't help it if you're-
loose with other people's

576
00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:40,310
.money

577
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:43,590
Do you think Mrs. Puff will need
?a dryer to go along with that

578
00:22:43,590 --> 00:22:48,270
Well, Mr. Krabs, do you-
?want to know what I think

579
00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:53,030
[SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS]
.Mr. Krabs

580
00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:54,410
[SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS]
.wallet

581
00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:56,080
[SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS]
.spend

582
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:56,980
[SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS]

583
00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:57,330
.Oh-

584
00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:58,590
:SPONGEBOB
[SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS]

585
00:22:58,590 --> 00:23:01,690
!Mr. Krabs' wallet
[SHOUTING FAKE CURSE WORDS]

586
00:23:05,530 --> 00:23:09,570
I didn't know SpongeBob had-
.such a colourful vocabulary

587
00:23:09,570 --> 00:23:14,090
Actually, there's something I'd
.like to say, too, Mr. Krabs

588
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:17,150
I'm afraid I just
don't feel comfortable

589
00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,440
.accepting all these gifts

590
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,510
I'd rather go Dutch
.if you don't mind

591
00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:24,550
.OK-

592
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:29,420
You're a very sweet-
.man, Mr. Krabs

593
00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:30,120
.Ooh-ahh-

594
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:38,000
[END THEME MUSIC]